WTFNews: Billions of Fleas with Massive Penises invading South London homes

Billions of super-fleas with massive penises are expected to invade bedrooms across south-east London this autumn. The new breed of so called super-fleas, which are far bigger than other fleas, will come out of hibernation, according to experts. The flea has a penis which is two-and-a-half times the length of its body – the largest…

WTFNews: Out-of-shape officer candidate uses friend to take physical test

Justin Payne would do anything to become a cop. It turns out that even means breaking the law. And now, he’ll likely never be closer to law enforcement than he was Monday, still in jail on misdemeanor charges. “He attempted to defraud a government agency, so he’s pretty much out of consideration for being hired,”…

WTFNews: Candle That Smells like New Apple Macs, Immediately Sells Out

Check out our candles being made right here in Charleston! #NewMac #AppleOnly pic.twitter.com/FKvF9OurFY — Twelve South (@twelvesouth) October 3, 2016 Nothing good lasts long in this world. That applies equally to the budding flowers of spring as to the fresh smell of a new Mac. But not any more. Flowers will always die, but the new Mac smell will…

Every Single Black Character In A White Movie

By Gena-mour Barrett BuzzFeed Staff 1. The troubled student from “the hood” who’s merely waiting for a white lady to swoop in and save them from themselves. “WHAT DO YOU KNOW, WHITE LADY?” the black student screams. “You’re right. I don’t know”, she replies calmly, looking deep into the face of the angry youth: “So, why don’t you explain…

WTFNews: Denzel Washington takes plea deal in strangling of Aretha Franklin

In this edition Arizona Verse discusses a case of regular people having famous names as Denzel Washington takes plea deal in strangling of Aretha Franklin. A Manhattan man named Denzel Washington took a plea deal Wednesday for strangling his mom — whose name is, wait for it, Aretha Franklin. The altercation happened inside the mom’s…

WTFNews: Man suspected in domestic dispute, actually yelling at debate

In this edition Arizona Verse discusses a Trump supporter who was yelling at his TV so loud people thought there was a domestic dispute happening. A Wisconsin man was investigated for a suspected domestic dispute, but turned out he was actually prepping for Donald Trump’s visit by watching the first debate. The Waukesha Freeman reports…

Stitches Asks The Game To Finish Their Beef

In this clip Arizona Verse discusses Stitches calling out The Game to finish their beef. “If you beefing with 10 people, you won’t know who the bullet came from” #adSoB